Hide your man nipples from old lady perverts
It’s getting proper fooking chilly out there these days. It was only yesterday that I was walking to the post office, and it was much colder out there than it had looked.
Anyway, long story short, by the time I got to the little old ladies in the post office I had nipples on me that could have taken their eyes out. To the point where I had to tell them that my eyes were a little higher. Old lady perverts.
Anyway, long story short, I figured it was time to get the winter coat out again, but it was rather bigger on me than it was last year, so I had to go and buy a new one. I went looking and it seems that there’s a bigger world out there than the local Dunnes.
So whether you’re stoney broke, have a few quid or don’t mind stealing stuff, we’ve gone and found some different options for you.
Buy: Cause they’re totally within your budget and you need one for this fucking bitter cold weather!
Treat: Cause you’re so pretty and you deserve pretty things.
Steal: Cause how else are you going to afford one, and it’ll make you look like a sexy male model.